OPAD #12 – Feb 14, 2024
Okay, I’m a little drunk watching the super bowl by myself (cool and not sad, actually) and I said “The Buffalo Builts” for some reason so now I’m doing one for all of teams. This is very dumb. I am very dumb.
Arizona Cardinals – Arizona Old Peoples
Atlanta Falcons – Atlanta Players
Baltimore Ravens – Baltimore Be Mores
Buffalo Bills – Buffalo Builts
Carolina Panthers – Carolina Pussies (lol)
Chicago Bears – Chicago Chicagos
Cincinnati Bengals – Cincinnati Britannicas
Cleveland Browns – Cleveland Browns-ish
Dallas Cowboys – Dallas Dbags
Denver Broncos – Denver Not A Real Citys
Detroit Lions – Detroit Cars The Movies
Green Bay Packers – Green Bay Blues
Houston Texans – Houston There Is A Little Weird Guy Up Heres
Indianapolis Colts – Indianapolis Metropoli
Jacksonville Jaguars – Jacksonville Joneses
Kansas City Chiefs – Kansas City State Farms
Las Vegas Raiders – Las Vegas No H2Os
Los Angeles Chargers – Los Angeles Drivers
Los Angeles Rams – Los Angeles Movies
Miami Dolphins – Miami Vices But Not The Bad Ones
Minnesota Vikings – Minnesota We Should Have A Team Called Lakers Agains
New England Patriots – New England Oldes
New Orleans Saints – New Orleans Titties (lol)
New York Giants – New York Dreamers
New York Jets – New York Creamers (lol)
Philadelphia Eagles – Philadelphia Middle Childs
Pittsburgh Steelers – Pittsburgh Wage Thefts
San Francisco 49ers – San Francisco 69ers (lol)
Seattle Seahawks – Seattle See Hawks With Your Local Birder Groups
Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Tampa Bay There Are Too Many NFL Teams
Tennessee Titans – Tennessee Messee Bitches
Washington Commanders – Washington Redskins (I’m sorry)
